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Another IT Joint : ELECTION edition

IT is back again, but I never left. Okay. IT done gone and hit da street, but that don’t mean that IT take S**T from no one. IT ain’t gone go mainstream, IT is still unda-groun. IT just come out to hit y’all wid brand new leak single from Obama and McCain camp.
Everybody, wants a piece of da IT. Even Michael Jackson has nugu for me and has said Beat IT…not too long ago, him prophetic brothers done ax ya, ” Can you feel IT”. Shit, no more delay, Selekta, Hit IT.
*ouch!* hehe, selekta not really hitting IT. IT is making joke. IT don’t use selekta. IT use NIVEA

So ‘ear dis, watch as IT take you by surprise and open your eyes, dis be da part where it get da song and him slice and dice…

NUMB/ENCORE : IT REMIX ft. Barry Obama & The Mac Kane

Barry: Thank you, thank you, thank you, you’re far too kind

Now can I get an encore, do you want more
Cookin raw with the Kenyan boy
So for one last time I need y’all to roar

Now what the hell are you waitin for
After me, there shall be no more
So for one last time, niggaz make some noise

The Mac (resigned): Get em Barry

Who you know fresher than Ob’? Riddle me that
The rest of y’all know where I’m politically at
Can’t none of y’all mirror me back
Yeah hearin me rap is like hearin Bill (Clinton). Rap in his prime
I’m, young H.O (Hussein Obama)., Stato’s Grateful Head
Back to take over the globe, now break bread
I’m in, Boeing jets, Global Express
Out the country but the blackberry still connect
On the low but the yacht got a triple deck
But when you Barrack, what do you expect? Yep, yep
Grand openin, grand closin
God your man Barry’ cracked the can open again
Who you gon’ find doper than him with no pen
just draw off inspiration
Soon you gon’ see you can’t replace him
with cheap imitations for DESE GENERATIONS

Now can I get an encore, do you want more
Cookin raw with the Kenyan boy
So for one last time I need y’all to roar

Now what the hell are you waitin for
After me, there shall be no more
So for one last time, niggas make some noise

What the hell are you waiting for

[sighs] Look what you made me do, look what I made for you
Knew if I paid my dues, how will they pay you (IT: uh-huh!)
When you first come in the game, they try to play you (IT: True Dat)
Then you drop a couple of hits, look how they wave to you
From Kisumu to Constitutional Square
To the only thing that matters in just a matter of years (yea)
As fate would have it, Barry’s status appears
to be at an all-time high, perfect time to say goodbye
When I come back like M7, wearin the presidential hat
It ain’t to play games witchu
It’s to aim at you, probably maim you (IT: he kiddin’ he harmless like puss cat)
If I owe you I’m blowin you to smithereens (IT: 4 realz, he be kidding around)
Republican take one for your team
And I need you to remember one thing (IT: one thing)
I came, I saw, I conquered
From speech sales, to sold out clothing
So Republican if you want this encore
I need you to scream, ’til your lungs get sore

The Mac:
I’m tired of being what you want me to be
Feeling so faithless lost under the surface
Don’t know what you’re expecting of me
Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
And every second I waste is more than I can take

I’ve become so numb I can’t feel you there
I’ve become so tired so much more aware
I’m becoming this all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you

I’ve become so numb
Can I get an encore, (IT: er, no, you have your chance)
do you want more (IT: NO!…)
I’ve become so numb
So for one last time I need y’all to roar (IT: Go! As in away!)
One last time I need y’all to roar (IT: GOOOOOO!)

Random Instance Of Thought: ELECTIONS – USA

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Please vote Barry into the White House (Baz, that black-house shit still isn’t funny!) Please you guys. Let Obama win, so that the guy I report to at work doesn’t skip work and leave everything to me. You see, the thing is; dude supports Arsenal and they have been having a less than stellar run lately, so he figured if he goes through one more disappointment, he will take a break. This, more than anything has deepened my resolve to take a more active role as far as soccer goes.
Moving on, here’s some stuff to think about now, as our brothers in the West go and touch screens in an attempt to make history.

1. What’s the deal with feeling inclined to support Barry? I mean, I am a self professed Obamaniac, but I can’t justify it the way those analysts on the tube do. Did I miss the part in his campaign where he promised us East Africans green cards if we gave him our support?

2. How exactly is our support going to help Barry win? I am genuinely surprised by the lack of activity on my cellphone. No, really, I half expected SMSMEDIA or TRUEAFRICAN to send me a message thus, “VOTE YOUR FAVOURITE CANDIDATE BY SMS-ing his name to 8198 or 7197 and you could win!!”

3. Has anyone considered just how easy it is for thieves to take inventory right around this period. All one has to do is lie in wait and then note down the houses that have people yelling with excitement. Also, it’s easy to be discerning. The ones with yells that have like 5 minute gaps in between them have Pay-TV and that enables them to watch updates every five minutes or so. Those with yells separated by days have free-TV, so it’s really your call.

4. Is any of the higher ups in our country actually watching this stuff to get a rough idea of what democracy is? No, you idiot, I’m not referring to the exorbitant spending on clothes, I mean, the way Tina Fey has had a blast making fun of Sarah Palin… and how that other dude also made fun of McCain. What? That really WAS him? Crap!

5. What are the odds that we shall ever go to the polls and vote by touch screen? I mean, peeps have had practice with Iphones, but what happens to the rest of us mere mortals? What if the experience is so overwhelming… what if we steal the screen? Then again, it is a pleasant step up from stealing “shot” glasses.

6. Isn’t it kinda cool that we don’t have to endure soccer talk for a while? I mean, no more conversations featuring the words, “Offside, Penalty and Free Throw”…is that not bliss. Then again, I know a guy that wants to strangle anyone that uses the word “primaries”
… er, yeah, as in, “that girl is too young for you, dude. She is still in her ’primaries’ “

7. If (GOD FORBID) McCain does win,  are new parents going to name their offspring after him? Actually, that’s a given, we are shallow suck-ups. I suppose what I mean is, will kids with his name turn up before or after he visits Uganda?

***Breaking***

BARRY HAS WON and the Mac has conceded defeat.

-Quoth The Mac, “America has spoken, and America has spoken very clearly” Translation, “America has taken me to the cleaners. I’ve had my arse handed to me by Obama. I’m outtie bitches!”

-Quoth some guy back here, “Hussein is the President of the United States!”

-Quoth me, “Now we can get some sleep. Wake me up after he is sworn in”

-Quoth desperate news anchor in UG, “Obama of DP has won! This announcement paid for by Ssebana Kizito”

-Quoth Obama, “      ”

- Quoth some other random guy, “The force is strong in this one”

-Quoth a republican, “I sense a great disturbance in the force”

- Quoth Bebe Cool, “Big is Big!”

Nuff said!

My “er-boss” says he will buy me lunch as consolation for my candidate’s loss… I’ll tell him about my allegiance after lunch!