6 keys from the edge…

TK pulls a move that I dare say was pretty smart. Saying that he replaced himself with the lady he figured stood the lowest chances of being evicted if she was nominated. Oh shit! He replaced himself with Hillary Clinton! Wait, why is Lucille looking really down? The sleeping pill was TK’s replacement?

Oh yeah, there was a jam by I-Jay type ladies at the beginning of the show. This just in, they are called Irene and Jane. I-Jay? Oh this is going to be shortlived.

AD Break. There is a tree in Africa that has the ability to produce all kinds of fruit, including Watermelons. This tree is called Eobank. Hehe, bank with us if you’re feeling fruity.

I love the support the Tanzanians gave their hotcake. She describes her relationships with Morris and Ricco as “No romance”. Well, with her out of the house with no money, looks like she came back carrying No romance with no finance.

The Namibians have Lucille’s back…and if they keep this up, they will have her back…home. I must say, she looks pretty.

Ricco has lost his hair, Tawana has grown hers. Morris has… oh, look, DSTV says I should press OK.

The Nigerians want Uti back in the house. For ****’s sake, why must everyone channel their inner cheerleader?

Lucille looks depressed as she says goodbye. Shut up Biggie! This is a depressing moment. Oh, that’s cute, she has a top that has Munya’s name on it. Of course, its at the eleventh hour that Munya gets to be on her body.

Oh yeah, as-if- I-Jay are from Ghana. Its like Brick and Lace without the IT-Factor.

The results are in. I’m nervous. My stomach is churning. Silly beans!

Lucille is OUT! Well, not before Ricco tries to unclasp her bra…or hug her. I can’t tell with the sound of glass being shattered. That’s the sound of heartbreak. Uti’s. It also sounds like the F word.

Post eviction interview. Lucille is not feeling too bad. This is the most interesting she has been thus far. Ricco is a harbinger of doom. Anything he touches goes home. Dude must be careful about touching himself.

Ricco turns on the waterworks whilst Uti kicks shit around and Lucille hits on Kabelo. She has a look that suggests she wants her some him…

Holy! One nomination and she was out…shouting. Kabelo asks her what makes her come out of her shell. Is “shell” code for “clothes”?

Crap, she’s crying. So is Sheila. And she is Topless. What happens when Sheila cries someone a river?

Lucille says she and Ricco are just friends. But he counted your friggin’ freckles!

Mimi is also crying. Wait. I think it was her that was crying her eyes out with no top. Heh, Bareback Fountain.

AD Break.

It’s a great year for Lollipops, what with all the publicity and shit.

Dang man, everyone’s really miserable. Oh TK, you are so out of there. (confirmed, Sheila is not the bareback wailer, she has gone to get herself some shisha)

Lucille maintains that she is naturally a very shy person…this after telling the viewers she had forgotten to shave.

11 countries voted Lucille out. Damn You Africa!!

Tawana is scheming with Hazel. Hazel is wearing white pants and I’m out!