Archive for December, 2008

Dear God

Posted: 29th December 2008 by Ivan in Uncategorized

It’s been a while since we spoke. Well, yeah, sure, you and I, we talk. I mean spoke heart to heart, me baring my all, opening up my soul. I don’t know why it’s taken me so long, and I… I won’t make any excuses. I… just want to say I know I’ve been a [...]

a commercial break. Native’s Nativity Story

Posted: 28th December 2008 by Ivan in Uncategorized

A story is told of a time long ago, when a carpenter and his wife brought to the fold, a young one that was to be the savior, the Messiah, if you will. The stories is eons old, but sadly that is not the story you are about to behold. A few months before December [...]

Chapter VI: The Orientals Cometh

Posted: 14th December 2008 by Ivan in Random
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In a palace, not too far away, there was trouble a foot. A king was pissed as only a pissed king can be “Your Majesty, you should reconsider. This killing of kings thing is getting played out. Why don’t you kill a pauper or something? Heck, I could order a nice Ugandan boda boda rider.How [...]

Chapter IV: The Continuation

Posted: 5th December 2008 by Ivan in Uncategorized
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In a security office somewhere in Bethlehem “Sign up! They said! It will be a great way to channel your aggression! A lot of good that did me!” “I know what you mean Brother Nathaniel, why just the other day I was asked to deal with an 818. Can you believe that? After all that [...]

The post with no name yet. . .

Posted: 3rd December 2008 by Ivan in Uncategorized

Previously in this story From the bright light a sound emerges, kinda loud kinda booming, like those priests in your churches. "Greetings earthlings. We mean you no harm. We come with news that will later be the inspiration for your descendants’ songs!" "Bobo come quick. It’s one of them X-Files. It’s so clear. Hi-Def ain’t [...]

{Header} I don’t mean to be way too presumptuous, but I’d like to think you’ve all heard that song…at least Baz has. To tell the truth, it actually sounds nice, but after a few listens (usually in the company of a beverage of your choice) you start to notice certain things. I’ll assume that you [...]