6 keys from the edge…

Dear Agony Dude,
I hope you can solve my problem. I recently got into a relationship and all was going smoothly, so we decided to take it to the next step. We started to shower together. It seemed to work out fine in the beginning, but lately I’ve noticed something that bothers me. You see, even though we still shower together, I’m starting to think that my girlfriend has ulterior motives. I am beginning to suspect that all along she was in it for the hot water and not me.

Please Advise,
Wota Bodi

which brings us to these “problems” I read about not too long ago. Turns out the agony aunt didn’t know how to help.

Dear Abby: A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I’ve never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

Dear Abby: What can I do about all the sex, nudity, fowl language and violence on my VCR?

Dear Abby: I have a man I can’t trust. He cheats so much, I’m not even sure the baby I’m carrying is his.

Dear Abby : I am a 23-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It’s getting expensive and I think my boy friend should share half the cost, but I don’t know him well enough to discuss money with him.

Dear Abby: I’ve suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.

Dear Abby: Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby: My 40-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.

Dear Abby: My Favorite. I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he drank until one night he came home sober.

Dear Abby: My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is going through mental pause.

Dear Abby: You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband has lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?

a boy and a girl are talking, when:
Girl:… just tell me, do you have feelings for me?
Boy: a few.