Archive for September, 2008

TK pulls a move that I dare say was pretty smart. Saying that he replaced himself with the lady he figured stood the lowest chances of being evicted if she was nominated. Oh shit! He replaced himself with Hillary Clinton! Wait, why is Lucille looking really down? The sleeping pill was TK’s replacement? Oh yeah, [...]

skirting on petty issues

Posted: 23rd September 2008 by Ivan in In the News, This Life, Under The Influence

It’s old news. Nsaba Buturo has gone and opened his trap yet again. This time round, because he realised he’d simply be repeating himself ( and thereby boring himself as well) he avoided Big Brother and went after short skirts.  click dis!    and dis one coz its new I am not one to claim that [...]

Boda-line Madness

Posted: 17th September 2008 by Ivan in Uncategorized

There is a new wave of crime that’s gripped the city…or groped it. Somehow the word sounds pretty inappropriate, but Gripped sounds wrong. I don’t have a dictionary and I’m too shy to ask people around me. The truth is, I live my life in constant fear that I may, one day say the wrong [...]

Allow me to re-introduce myself

Posted: 8th September 2008 by Ivan in Uncategorized

Many a people done been asking I and I why I done decide to become roco artis. I fink this be unfair classificalisation. It be a margination even where y’all be thinking we not good enough. We hip, we stylish. We done ‘ad it wit y’all hatin on us and callin us names. We be [...]

Slice and Dice; The “article”

Posted: 1st September 2008 by Ivan in Blogosphere
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Source:Daily Monitor…and then some On the evening of July 31, a short woman in blue compact jeans chased a beefy man around a bar table as she mirthfully pleaded to have her phone back. I was there and I honestly can’t remember seeing a beefy man amongst us. It may have been the drugs I [...]