One Afternoon, not too long ago. . .

“when I was growing up as a child. . .”

-Patience Rwabogo

So there I was, chillin’ out at a pal’s video lib. Conversating as we are wont to, when suddenly…

Vacist: Man, you guy, your stuff is dope! Do you have Sopranos?

Mr. E: Yeah, what season?

Vacist: Okay, what. Gene (generally), I can’t click what season it was. Oba (perhaps) it was 2 or 3. First play and I scan

After a few moments of “scanning”

Vacist: Yeah, mob! That’s the one. Man! But I am going to pay 1500 instead of 2500, shit is tight ehn, you click?

Mr. E: But borrowing is Two grand.

Vacist: Eh..Okay.. heh

Then he sees me…

Vacist: You guy, you’re a blogger, what!

Me: Er…

Vacist: Man, don’t deny, what! You’re the chief blogger, yeah. I read about you somewhere!

Me: Yeah, I blog, but I wouldn’t say I’m a chief blogger. Ernest blogs more than me. He even puts up pikicha of roco artis

Vacist: Ah, wah, so you write what!

Me: I write whatever comes to. . .

Vacist: I know. I was saying. So you write articles, words, those things, what!

Me: Uhm, yes… those things

Vacist: So how do I blog, begin writing,what! Who do I pay?

Me (suppressing urge to make money off this chap and his question tags): It’s easy, just go online, sign up and you’re set

Vacist: Its that easy what! Man those things of internet, www, what! Those things are tight mob man, when!

Me: What??

Vacist: Yeah, sorry, I meant what! You click these things ehn, man!

…and then

(I promised I wouldn’t include him in this post so in all fairness, we have only one side of the chat)

Vacist: Man. Do you want someone to work here with you.

?

Vacist: Its kawa, I don’t want money. Okay you can pay me a bit while I try out

?

Vacist: I like movies,what!

Me: You just want to hit on girls

Vacist: Uh, no man! You guy you are a spoiler, what!

Me: You haven’t got the job yet, I can spoil more for you.

Vacist: Man, be easy. Be kawa

So I shot him.

  1. LMAO!!

    And I thought I couldn’t “click vac jazz”.

  2. I think that guy may be a disappointment to his peers, hehe

  3. poser! you did not. shoot him i mean

  4. I’m glad you shot him.

    • Alesi
    • July 2nd, 2008

    I wonder what his IQ reads like!! The word ‘moron’ comes to mind.

  5. Hehehehe
    And to think that not too long ago Aivan was just like that!!!!!

    Hehehehe

    I am chuckling loudly!

  6. Thanks B2B, spot on there with Ivan, so dude retrive the bullet or whatever coz the poor boy is yo replica. Probably.

  7. I agree with b2b and chanel…….. Atte don’t be hating on vacists like that; eliminating the retarded, the demented, the sex crazed, the bored and plotless, the wanna-bes (ok, it sounds like everyone is being eliminated) the ones left if any, are a pretty decent lot who deserve a bit of credit for being non-conformists. Ok, on second thought, scratch that!

    • Semambo
    • July 2nd, 2008

    @Dusk..FEERINGZ!!!!!

  8. Man, I click that jazz you get? Man that chap wasn’t serious, u gitch?

  9. Semambo: you’re saying you zig, what? Dem haters just be all up in my atmosphere, those things? Gene, I be asking them, how am I supposed to breathe with no air, no oxygen, what?
    Dusk: its not hater-ation, Its observation, those things, what!
    Chanel: that g is going to taste copper what! i will more him bullets, where!
    B2B; You guy, I’m ashashing you, I was never like that, I have ha-had you choking ma steez, man!
    Alesi;warrup, wasguwd?
    Detamble; Someone had to!

  10. Just go ahead and shoot yourself too. You’re becoming like him.

  11. Oh yeah, that patience rwabogo comment just killed me

  12. I would have laughed harder if I wasn’t a vacist, I suppose… :D Don’t hate!

  13. what!

  14. The words that brought me back to life what!

    Vacist: Its that easy what! Man those things of internet, www, what! Those things are tight mob man, when!

    Me: What??

    Vacist: Yeah, sorry, I meant what! You click these things ehn, man!

  15. hmmmmm.. chief blogger. you?

    • Miss Cheri
    • July 2nd, 2008

    Lol B2B…yeah u too. U must’a gone thru that phase.

    Lol…ashash

  16. @Cheri
    at the same time you was hustling innit too, what?

    • Miss Cheri
    • July 3rd, 2008

    Cheri and Hustle never make an appearance int he same sentence. Ask around.

    But Lol B2B…the u too was meant for Ivan. But even u! Don’t ashash me.

    • Alesi
    • July 3rd, 2008

    Sorry if i am being a pain … but what did happen to Dorothy? and co.?

  17. LOL!!

  18. Waat!! Lmao @ So I shot him. Done even before he started.

  19. Yiyi! Why is the next post password protected?

  20. gwe man this thing here is funny what! the way it drops like pa pa pa what man it really made me laugh!

  21. Not to sound pushy mate
    but how come i am not on your roll!!
    Blog roll that is!!

    • Heaven!
    • August 19th, 2008

    to think that you fixed Patience Rwabogo into this post!

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