“when I was growing up as a child. . .â€
-Patience Rwabogo
So there I was, chillin’ out at a pal’s video lib. Conversating as we are wont to, when suddenly…
Vacist: Man, you guy, your stuff is dope! Do you have Sopranos?
Mr. E: Yeah, what season?
Vacist: Okay, what. Gene (generally), I can’t click what season it was. Oba (perhaps) it was 2 or 3. First play and I scan
After a few moments of “scanningâ€
Vacist: Yeah, mob! That’s the one. Man! But I am going to pay 1500 instead of 2500, shit is tight ehn, you click?
Mr. E: But borrowing is Two grand.
Vacist: Eh..Okay.. heh
Then he sees me…
Vacist: You guy, you’re a blogger, what!
Me: Er…
Vacist: Man, don’t deny, what! You’re the chief blogger, yeah. I read about you somewhere!
Me: Yeah, I blog, but I wouldn’t say I’m a chief blogger. Ernest blogs more than me. He even puts up pikicha of roco artis
Vacist: Ah, wah, so you write what!
Me: I write whatever comes to. . .
Vacist: I know. I was saying. So you write articles, words, those things, what!
Me: Uhm, yes… those things
Vacist: So how do I blog, begin writing,what! Who do I pay?
Me (suppressing urge to make money off this chap and his question tags): It’s easy, just go online, sign up and you’re set
Vacist: Its that easy what! Man those things of internet, www, what! Those things are tight mob man, when!
Me: What??
Vacist: Yeah, sorry, I meant what! You click these things ehn, man!
…and then
(I promised I wouldn’t include him in this post so in all fairness, we have only one side of the chat)
Vacist: Man. Do you want someone to work here with you.
?
Vacist: Its kawa, I don’t want money. Okay you can pay me a bit while I try out
?
Vacist: I like movies,what!
Me: You just want to hit on girls
Vacist: Uh, no man! You guy you are a spoiler, what!
Me: You haven’t got the job yet, I can spoil more for you.
Vacist: Man, be easy. Be kawa
So I shot him.
July 1st, 2008 at 7:55 pm
LMAO!!
And I thought I couldn’t “click vac jazz”.
July 1st, 2008 at 8:02 pm
I think that guy may be a disappointment to his peers, hehe
July 2nd, 2008 at 4:16 am
poser! you did not. shoot him i mean
July 2nd, 2008 at 5:28 am
I’m glad you shot him.
July 2nd, 2008 at 5:34 am
I wonder what his IQ reads like!! The word ‘moron’ comes to mind.
July 2nd, 2008 at 6:45 am
Hehehehe
And to think that not too long ago Aivan was just like that!!!!!
Hehehehe
I am chuckling loudly!
July 2nd, 2008 at 6:50 am
Thanks B2B, spot on there with Ivan, so dude retrive the bullet or whatever coz the poor boy is yo replica. Probably.
July 2nd, 2008 at 7:25 am
I agree with b2b and chanel…….. Atte don’t be hating on vacists like that; eliminating the retarded, the demented, the sex crazed, the bored and plotless, the wanna-bes (ok, it sounds like everyone is being eliminated) the ones left if any, are a pretty decent lot who deserve a bit of credit for being non-conformists. Ok, on second thought, scratch that!
July 2nd, 2008 at 7:50 am
@Dusk..FEERINGZ!!!!!
July 2nd, 2008 at 7:51 am
Man, I click that jazz you get? Man that chap wasn’t serious, u gitch?
July 2nd, 2008 at 8:01 am
Semambo: you’re saying you zig, what? Dem haters just be all up in my atmosphere, those things? Gene, I be asking them, how am I supposed to breathe with no air, no oxygen, what?
Dusk: its not hater-ation, Its observation, those things, what!
Chanel: that g is going to taste copper what! i will more him bullets, where!
B2B; You guy, I’m ashashing you, I was never like that, I have ha-had you choking ma steez, man!
Alesi;warrup, wasguwd?
Detamble; Someone had to!
July 2nd, 2008 at 10:04 am
Just go ahead and shoot yourself too. You’re becoming like him.
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Oh yeah, that patience rwabogo comment just killed me
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:34 pm
I would have laughed harder if I wasn’t a vacist, I suppose…
Don’t hate!
July 2nd, 2008 at 2:05 pm
what!
July 2nd, 2008 at 2:31 pm
The words that brought me back to life what!
Vacist: Its that easy what! Man those things of internet, www, what! Those things are tight mob man, when!
Me: What??
Vacist: Yeah, sorry, I meant what! You click these things ehn, man!
July 2nd, 2008 at 8:24 pm
hmmmmm.. chief blogger. you?
July 2nd, 2008 at 9:04 pm
Lol B2B…yeah u too. U must’a gone thru that phase.
Lol…ashash
July 3rd, 2008 at 7:05 am
@Cheri
at the same time you was hustling innit too, what?
July 3rd, 2008 at 9:12 am
Cheri and Hustle never make an appearance int he same sentence. Ask around.
But Lol B2B…the u too was meant for Ivan. But even u! Don’t ashash me.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:23 am
Sorry if i am being a pain … but what did happen to Dorothy? and co.?
July 4th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
LOL!!
July 8th, 2008 at 9:56 am
Waat!! Lmao @ So I shot him. Done even before he started.
July 8th, 2008 at 11:04 am
Yiyi! Why is the next post password protected?
July 8th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
gwe man this thing here is funny what! the way it drops like pa pa pa what man it really made me laugh!
July 16th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Not to sound pushy mate
but how come i am not on your roll!!
Blog roll that is!!
August 19th, 2008 at 11:36 am
to think that you fixed Patience Rwabogo into this post!