Bringin Down the House
Listen, I appreciate the fact that people think I am not into TV…well,I wasn’t and I made it known. But for the love of God..I don’t want to watch some overhyped show…like Prison Break or 24…It used to be 24, but somewhere along the line Prison Break broke into the whole thing and now everybody is recommending the thing…Thanks,but no thanks.
I am watching HOUSE…which in my opinion is a nice thing. . .Its like a decent version of E.R.
I have gotten into it so much,I have a guide for the few that may not know what to expect…
1)Switch on the DVD player
2)Hit Play.
3)Opening sequence with someone falling sick, if the director(s) feel like it, they will kinda zoom in and show us (in all its GORY) what exactly is happening.
4)Someone freaks out and the opening credits come on. (at this point it would be advisable to call up a friend and tell them what you’re watching and just how gory it is.)
5)Shot of the hospital
6)Shot of House…
7) House is told about the problem,he is reluctant at first,but then he takes on the case and makes a quick assessment…House is wrong
8)Sorry,House is never wrong…
9)House gets his team on the case while he deals with some other nagging patient
10)House tells the team They are wrong…
11)Take note of the time, if its no where near thirty minutes in, the cure is far off
12) House is sour,but he is also witty,so we will let that go…JACK BAUER IS NOT WITTY
13)The team brainstorm and House walks in
14)Close to thirty minutes? Good, the cure is around the corner…
15)The cure is here,and so are the closing credits
Now,the thing about 24 is this…something that can best be summed up thus, STOP THE TERRORISTS…is stretched out for ages…
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